 |  Worst Toupee in the USA Contest!
13 Oct 2004
In honor of this durable achievement, (for both Sam and his hair), Dr. Daniel Kamen, a horse chiropractor from Buffalo Grove, Illinois has written a book, "Sam Donaldson's Toupee and Other Material Off the Top of My Head." It's the other material you won't believe. Aside from two chapters on Sam Donaldson, there are over 100 other chapters touching upon such subjects as the art of urinating in public, how to irritate lawyers, how to evade state investigators, the world's most henpecked men, and many others.
To kick off this book, Three Boys Press is holding a contest, "The Worst Toupee In The USA." The first place winner will receive $2,000; second place, a rug shampooer (a good one); third place, a gallon of varnish with shammy; fourth place, a Mr. Potato Head Set; and fifth place, a Worst Toupee In The USA T-Shirt. |
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